#4 Google Results

So, I have a confession .... I have Googled myself in the past before, and, I actually found myself more than I did tonight when I did a Google search on myself, which really makes me question my awesomeness. When I did Google searches on myself in high school, I would find results of tennis tournaments I had played in around the Midwest (When I actually still performed physical activity beyond 12 oz curls...). Anyways, tonight when I searched myself on Google, I couldn't even find my Facebook! All I kept finding was this guy named Blair Pollard that lived in Canada. How depressing that a Canadian is more popular than me. I finally found myself on the fourth page result which was a hyperlink to my Facebook, but still, Linkedin Blair Pollard from Canada ruled me hard on those first three pages. It's a sad night....That's all for now folks..